yo Mama so fat she though the squid games was a calamari eating contest
yo Mama is so fat the earth was flat until they buried her
yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo Mama so fat when she fell i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strike soil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside,she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.23.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house,"she got a ladder.29.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes .30.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic,it slows down.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
yo mommas so fat when she got in the water at the beach the wails started singing "We Are Family!"
yo mama's so ugly jane goodal set up camp in her bathroom
yo mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
yo mama so dumb, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE
yo mama so dumb that she tried to climb MOUNTAIN DEW
yo mama so dumb, she went to the apple store to buy a apple